
The cast of “The Office” (Brian Baumgartner, Phyllis Smith, Kate Flannery, Oscar Nunez, Creed Bratton) vs. The American Gladiators (Laila Ali, Wolf, Venom, Titan, Jet).
“Name someone who comes to your door that you might be tempted to have an affair with.” (only married women were asked, top 6 answers):
- Laila-Mailman (#1-53), The American Gladiators play
- Wolf-Water Guy (first strike)
- Venom-Cable Guy (#5-4)
- Titan-Pool Guy (#6-3)
- Jet-Gardener (#4-4)
- Laila-Delivery Guy (#2-17)
- Wolf-Handyman (second strike)
- Venom-Gladiator (third strike)
- The Office steals with “pizza delivery guy” but are incorrect. The Gladiators receive 81 points. Neighbor/friend was #3.
“Name something people blow up” (top 6 answers):
- Wolf-Balloons (#1-49), The American Gladiators play
- Venom-Blow-Up Doll (#4-5)
- Titan-Fireworks (#3-5)
- Jet-Mailboxes (#5-3)
- Laila-Bubble Gum (first strike)
- Wolf-Pool (second strike)
- Venom-Bubbles (third strike)
- The Office steals with “balls” but are incorrect. The Gladiators pick up 62 more points. #2 was buildings/houses (17) and #6 was bridges (3).
“Name something practice doing in a sexy way” (top 4 answers):
- Kate-Talking (#2-16), Venom-Dancing (#3-15), The Office plays
- Oscar-Putting on Makeup (first strike)
- Creed-Kissing (#4-7)
- Brian-Making Whopee (second strike)
- Phyllis-Walk (#1-40)
- The Office clears the board and picks up 234 points. However, since neither team picked up 300 points, it is time for sudden death.
“Tell me something your mother does better than your wife does” (only married men were asked, top answer only):
- Oscar-Cook (#1-71), The Office moves onto the next round.
The Hickey Family (Earl, Randy, Joy, Crabman, Catalina) vs. Camden County (drunk Will, Patty the hooker, Wilford, gay Kenny, Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop).
“Name something you’d hate to read about the guy you almost married” (top 5 answers):
- Will-He has more money (#1-32), Camden County plays
- Patty-He doesn’t like cars (first strike)
- Wilford-He’s been in jail (#2-23)
- Kenny-He’s really strong (second strike)
- Nescobar-He is stingy (third strike)
- The Hickey Family steals with “that he was your cousin” but are incorrect. Camden County picks up 55 points. #3 was he’s dead/hurt (17), #4 was he’s married (13), and #5 was he’s gay (11).
“Name something that makes more noise the older it gets” (top 4 answers):
- Patty-Car (#1-62), Camden County passes
- Joy-Babies (#3-7)
- Crabman-Washing machine (#2-8)
- Catalina-Go-Go Boots (first strike)
- Earl-His Moustache (second strike)
- Randy-Licorice sticks (third strike)
- Camden County steals with “refrigerator” and are correct (#4-5). Camden County picks up 82 more points.
“Name something women wear that hurts” (top 4 answers):
- Joy-Nipple Rings (censored but you could tell what it was) (incorrect), Wilford-High heels (#1-43), Camden County plays
- Kenny-Bra (#2-27)
- Nescobar-Tight skirt (first strike)
- Will-Thong (#4-5)
- Patty-Girdle (#3-22)
- Camden County clears the board and easily passes 300 points.
The cast of “The Office” (Brian Baumgartner, Phyllis Smith, Kate Flannery, Oscar Nunez, Creed Bratton) vs. Camden County (drunk Will, Patty the hooker, Wilford, gay Kenny, Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop).
“Name something a woman might do if she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her” (top 6 answers):
- Brian-Get Physical (#2-30), Will-Divorce Him (Dump Him #1-37), Camden County plays
- Patty-Leave an ugly answer on his answering machine (first strike)
- Wilford-Tape him singing in his underwear and put it on YouTube (second strike)
- Kenny-Cry (third strike)
- The Office steals with “have an affair herself” and are correct (#3-7). The Office picks up 67 points. #E4 was “hit the floozie,” #5 was “damage cars/tires,” and #6 was “destroy clothes.”
“Name a sexy Jessica” (top 5 answers):
- Phyllis-Simpson (#1-36), The Office plays
- Kate-Alba (#2-35)
- Oscar-Alvarez (first strike)
- Creed-Miss Jessica, his second-grade teacher (second strike)
- Brian-Lange (third strike)
- Camden County steals with “Jessica Tandy” but are incorrect. The Office picks up 71 points. #3 was Sarah…Parker (8), #4 was Biel (8), and #5 was Rabbit (7).
“Name something about their fathers that kids brag about” (top 4 answers):
- Wilford-That they’re their fathers (incorrect), Kate-He’s bigger than yours (#1-43), The Office plays
- Oscar-He’s richer (Good job-#2-29)
- Creed-He gets all the women (first strike)
- Brian-He’s smarter (#3-7)
- Phyllis-He has a nicer car (second strike)
- Kate-He’s good at sports (third strike)
- Camden County steals with “he’s not in jail” but are incorrect. The Office reaches 375 points so they make the finals. #4 was good looks (6).
Fast Money (Brian and Oscar):
Brian:
- Name something your wife stops doing when she’s mad at you-Kissing you (0)
- Name something you need to play pin the tail on the donkey-Pin (33)
- Name a big shoe size for a man-13 (23)
- Name something a married couple might have two of-Cars (28)
- Name a part of the body that bends-Waist (6)
- 90 points scored
Oscar:
- Name something your wife stops doing when she’s mad at you-Nagging (39)
- Name something you need to play pin the tail on the donkey-Bull’s-eye (0)
- Name a big shoe size for a man-12 (21)
- Name something a married couple might have two of-Children (47)
- Name a part of the body that bends-Elbow (40)
- 147 points scored for a total of 237, which is enough to win the $50,000
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